Man I really have a thing for hot girls telling me what to do with my money. No, no, no THAT type of girl (cough, CF, cough). Really hot BANKER girls. Mmmmmm...

So anyways, the last time that happened, my accounts got all screwy, and got hit with $165 fee for too many transactions on my ATM card. WTF! So called up BofA and they moved some money around and rescinded the fee. All good, right? Well I still wanted to go to that particular branch (branch with the hotties, for real!) to deposit some money and gab about what happened. This particular branch is pretty aggressive at trying to push you towards different accounts. I'm sure they benefit from it, but as long as I get no fee, it's all good.

So right as I'm trying to fill out the deposit form, hottie #1 starts by going "Yoo-hoo that pen doesn't work, use mine over here." Damn that was quick. So then I do my "BofA messed me my accounts, need recommendations on what to do." First she stammers "I don't know" then recovers and goes into her routine. Yeah she's doing her job but she's cute and i get to talk to her. Hah! I'm acting all clueless about everything (well not too hard in this case, dunno jack about banking). Lucky for me hottie #2 (the banker) that has to take care of me is even hotter.

Anyways we go to her office and she spouts off a bunch of info. Her perfume is pretty overpowering, reminds me of ... (ahaha Kenny u know what I'm talking about. biyatch). I want to know how this branch does their hiring ... and compliment them on it! She then whacks away at the computer for like 10 minutes while I just sit there, enjoying the view. Hottie #3 walks by, gotta hit her up next time I deposit some money. Anyways, all I really need is

1) Go back to an account where I won't be hit with stupid fees.
2) Maximize the rest of the money, put it somewhere where I get a decently high interest rate.
3) Her cellphone # (JUST KIDDING. I ain't a player).

Anyways I accomplished everything with the exception of #3. I did get her work number in case I have any questions. I guess I'll just have to formulate a long list of complicated questions in my spare time. ;)

Anyways, go to the BofA in Milpitas, they'll take REAL good care of you...

¶ 4:23 PM