I passed ... I was in the first group of people to take the ETF certification test today. Basically forced to wake up at 6am. It's good because I aced that test and now don't have to worry about studying ever again during my time here. Weeeeeee! Not going to get fired.

About halfway through the test I was thinking 'omg this is f--king easy.' They try to scare you with all this BS (oooh you should study everyday) but in reality there's nothing to it. The sad thing is that once I get out in the field, most of the stuff in the ETF books won't be relevant. They just want to make sure you aren't an idiot and can learn the material or something. Whatever.

Sleep, work out, withdraw $$$ for casino ...  ¶ 6:16 AM